Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes

Glass in hand! There is a magic in the phrase. It means more than all the words in the dictionary can be made to mean. It is a habit of mind to which I have been trained all my life. It is now part of the stuff that composes me. I like the bubbling play […]

I’ve made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

Good God, if our civilization were to sober up for a couple of days it’d die of remorse on the third.

We’re drinking my friend, To the end of a brief episode, Make it one for my baby, And one more for the road.

Detox? There’s a bargain. $13,000 for a 3 and a half week treatment. And, folks, I don’t want to sound like a casual user or anything, but if you can come up with $13,000, you don’t have a problem yet.

Accordingly if the devil should say, “Do not drink,” you should reply to him, “On this very account, because you forbid it, I shall drink, and what is more, I shall drink a generous amount.” Thus one must always do the opposite of that which Satan prohibits. What do you think is my reason for […]

When night Darkens the streets, then wander forth the sons Of Belial, flown with insolence and wine.

I’ve a head like a concertina, I’ve a tongue like a buttonstick, I’ve a mouth like an old potato, and I’m more than a little sick, But I’ve had my fun o’ the Corp’ral’s Guard; I’ve made the cinders fly, And I’m here in the Clink for a thundering drink and blacking the Corporal’s eye.

Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback; set it up on one side, and it tumbles over on the other.