Giving money and power to the government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
He was vaguely aware that he drank to forget. The problem was that he could no longer remember what he was forgetting, so in the end he just drank to forget drinking.
Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view.
If I give up drinking, smoking, and fatty foods, I can add ten years to my life. Trouble is, I’ll add it to the wrong end.
I drink no more than a sponge.
I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety. (Henry V)
Detox? There’s a bargain. $13,000 for a 3 and a half week treatment. And, folks, I don’t want to sound like a casual user or anything, but if you can come up with $13,000, you don’t have a problem yet.
Accordingly if the devil should say, “Do not drink,” you should reply to him, “On this very account, because you forbid it, I shall drink, and what is more, I shall drink a generous amount.” Thus one must always do the opposite of that which Satan prohibits. What do you think is my reason for […]
When night Darkens the streets, then wander forth the sons Of Belial, flown with insolence and wine.
I’ve a head like a concertina, I’ve a tongue like a buttonstick, I’ve a mouth like an old potato, and I’m more than a little sick, But I’ve had my fun o’ the Corp’ral’s Guard; I’ve made the cinders fly, And I’m here in the Clink for a thundering drink and blacking the Corporal’s eye.
