All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer. (Homer Simpson)
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems. (Homer Simpson)
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
He (Winston Smith) took up his glass and sniffed at it. The stuff grew not less but more horrible with every mouthful he drank. But it had become the element he swam in. It was his life, his death, and his resurrection. It was gin that sank him into stupor every night, and gin that […]
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
Teetotalers may be the spine of the nation, but drinkers are its heart and balls.
Nose, Nose, Nose Nose! And who have thee that jolly red nose? Cinnamon and Ginger, Nutmegs and Cloves, And that, gave me my jolly red nose.
Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
This is the way I look when I’m sober. It’s enough to make a person drink, don’t you say?
