Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.

I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment. (Othello)

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

I am awake, I might as well be drinking.

Not drunk is he who from the floor – Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.

Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry. If I don’t get rye whiskey, I surely will die. If the ocean was whisky, and I was a duck, I’d dive to the bottom and never come up. I’ll eat when I’m hungry and drink when I’m dry. If whiskey don’t kill me, I’ll live till […]

There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it.

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.

Almost to a man these dead geniuses spoke of themselves as heavy drinkers, as did I. Masterful, self-controlled, heavy drinkers. Not drunks, my God, no. At worst, and to make one’s self-image truly and formally clear, the term might be ‘functional alcoholic.’ But even that terrible label has a soulful thrust to it, as if […]

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