There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things… Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and […]
C’mon, Moe. It’s been St. Patrick’s day for hours now and I’m not drunk yet! (Homer Simpson)
One of the penalties of being president of the United States is that you must subsist for four years without drinking anything except Californian wine.
Teetotalers may be the spine of the nation, but drinkers are its heart and balls.
Nose, Nose, Nose Nose! And who have thee that jolly red nose? Cinnamon and Ginger, Nutmegs and Cloves, And that, gave me my jolly red nose.
Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
This is the way I look when I’m sober. It’s enough to make a person drink, don’t you say?
I love to drink martinis. One Drink, two at the most. With three I’m under the table, Four and I’m under the host.
There are three things that are not to be credited: a woman when she weeps, a merchant when he swears, nor a drunkard when he prays.
