A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge, or vicar.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest, Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest, Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
At the third cup, wine drinks the man.
I cannot eat but little meat – My stomach is not good; but sure I think that I can drink – with him that wears a hood.
All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer. (Homer Simpson)
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems. (Homer Simpson)
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things… Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and […]
C’mon, Moe. It’s been St. Patrick’s day for hours now and I’m not drunk yet! (Homer Simpson)
