Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes

One of the penalties of being president of the United States is that you must subsist for four years without drinking anything except Californian wine.

I drink to the general joy of the whole table. (Macbeth)

When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! (Homer Simpson)

The first glass for myself; the second for my friends; the third for good humor; and the fourth for mine enemies.

Ay, you spake in Latin then too; but ’tis no matter: I’ll ne’er be drunk whilst I live again, but in honest, civil, godly company, for this trick. If I be drunk, I’ll be drunk with those that have the fear of God, and not with drunken knaves. (The Merry Wives of Windsor)

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose… it’s how drunk you get. (Homer Simpson)

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.

I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment. (Othello)

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

I am awake, I might as well be drinking.