Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

I am awake, I might as well be drinking.

Do not think, gentlemen, I am drunk: this is my ancient; this is my right hand, and this is my left: I am not drunk now; I can stand well enough, and speak well enough. (Othello)

I drink to the confusion of our enemies.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.

We are merely cheated of our lives by drunkards. (The Tempest)

We need a new cosmology. New Gods. New Sacraments. Another drink.

I was daily intoxicated, yet no man could call me intemperate.

Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale? (Twelfth Night)

A hangover is when you open your eyes in the morning and wish you hadn’t. (“Andy Capp”)