Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.

Liquor and love rescue the cloudy sense banish its despair give it a home.

There’s nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It’s a real coward’s death.

A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge, or vicar.

Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest, Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest, Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!

At the third cup, wine drinks the man.

I cannot eat but little meat – My stomach is not good; but sure I think that I can drink – with him that wears a hood.

All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer. (Homer Simpson)

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.