Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise. (Proverbs 20:1)

If you can’t drink a lobbyist’s whiskey, take his money, sleep with his women and still vote against him in the morning, you don’t belong in politics.

My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the scandals in the world of politics today have their cause in the despicable habit of swallowing free drinks.

Do not join those who drink too much wine or gorge themselves on meat, for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags. (Proverbs 23:20)

Ay, you spake in Latin then too; but ’tis no matter: I’ll ne’er be drunk whilst I live again, but in honest, civil, godly company, for this trick. If I be drunk, I’ll be drunk with those that have the fear of God, and not with drunken knaves. (The Merry Wives of Windsor)

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose… it’s how drunk you get. (Homer Simpson)

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.

I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment. (Othello)

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

I am awake, I might as well be drinking.