A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says “You’ve been brought here for drinking. The drunk says “Okay, let’s get started.”
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
One martini is all right, two is two many, three is not enough.
Personality must be accepted for what it is. You mustn’t mind that a poet is a drunk, rather that drunks are not always poets.
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
Alcohol is a very necessary article… it enables Parliament to do things at eleven that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
Not only did Ed love liquor. He went further. He had a deep suspicion of anyone who did not. If a nondrinker shut up and minded his own business and did not make an issue of his failing, Ed could be kind to him. But alas, a laissez-faire attitude is very uncommon in teetotalers. The […]
He’ll probably never write a good play again. (on hearing that Eugene O’Neill had sworn off drinking)
We are in such a slump that even the ones that aren’t drinkin’ aren’t hittin’.
A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge, or vicar.
Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest, Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest, Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
