Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.
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Liquor and love rescue the cloudy sense banish its despair give it a home.
There’s nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It’s a real coward’s death.
There are three things which I consider excellent advice. First, don’t smoke to access. Second, don’t drink to excess. Third, don’t marry to excess.
Some pals, and I, in a public house Were playing ‘dominoes’ last night, When all of a sudden in the potman runs With a face just like a ‘kite’. “What’s up?” said Jones, “Why you silly old fool Have you seen old Aunt Maria?” – “Aunt be blowed,” then the potman cried – “The blooming […]
People who drink light “beer” don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
I was nursing a bad hangover when a cat stamped into the room.
Mother’s in the kitchen washing out the jugs, Sister’s in the pantry bottling the suds, Father’s in the cellar mixin’ up the hops, Johnny’s on the front porch watchin’ for the cops.
As for drinking, I have no rule about that. When the others drink I like to help; otherwise I remain dry, by habit and preference. This dryness does not hurt me, but it could easily hurt you, because you are different. You let it alone.
