There are three things which I consider excellent advice. First, don’t smoke to access. Second, don’t drink to excess. Third, don’t marry to excess.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
Some pals, and I, in a public house Were playing ‘dominoes’ last night, When all of a sudden in the potman runs With a face just like a ‘kite’. “What’s up?” said Jones, “Why you silly old fool Have you seen old Aunt Maria?” – “Aunt be blowed,” then the potman cried – “The blooming […]
People who drink light “beer” don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
I was nursing a bad hangover when a cat stamped into the room.
Mother’s in the kitchen washing out the jugs, Sister’s in the pantry bottling the suds, Father’s in the cellar mixin’ up the hops, Johnny’s on the front porch watchin’ for the cops.
As for drinking, I have no rule about that. When the others drink I like to help; otherwise I remain dry, by habit and preference. This dryness does not hurt me, but it could easily hurt you, because you are different. You let it alone.
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink. (Isaiah 5:11)
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has […]
