One martini is all right, two is two many, three is not enough.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
Personality must be accepted for what it is. You mustn’t mind that a poet is a drunk, rather that drunks are not always poets.
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
I am at the end of a day’s work and a little beet, yet so buoyed up buy the extravagance of to daze expression off friendchip from you that I have repaired to my study two reply at once, lest lethargee come on ass the sir prize wears off and I never wride at all. […]
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.
Liquor and love rescue the cloudy sense banish its despair give it a home.
There’s nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It’s a real coward’s death.
There are three things which I consider excellent advice. First, don’t smoke to access. Second, don’t drink to excess. Third, don’t marry to excess.
