Here’s to Eileen O’Hara, For her life it held no terror. Born a virgin. Died a virgin. No runs, no hits, no errors.

Here’s to life – ain’t it grand. Just got divorced from my old man. I laughed and laughed at the court’s decision. They gave him the kids and they ain’t even his’n!!

Here’s to them that sail to sea – And the ladies that stay on land. May the former be well rigged – And the latter be well manned!

Here’s to living single and drinking double!

Here’s to the bull that roams the woods. That does the cows and heifers good. If it were not for his long long rod. There would be no beef by God!

Friends may come, friends may go, Friends may peter out, you know. But we’ll be friends through thick and thin, Peter out or peter in.

May you taste the sweetest pleasures that fortune ere bestowed, and may all your friends remember all the favors you are owed.

Here’s a health to all those that we love, Here’s a health to all those that love us, Here’s a health to all those that love them – that love those – that love them – that love those – that love us.