Dog: He feeds me, cares for me, heals me when I’m sick, he must be a god! Cat: He feeds me, cares for me, heals me when I’m sick, “I” must be a god!
Dogs Quotes
If you wish the dog to follow you, feed him.
Anything a dog touches must be washed seven times, the final time in dust.
For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions. “There are quite a lot of advantages in being a bachelor,” he began, “but there comes a time when we long for the companionship of another being-a being […]
When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.
Modern houses are so small we’ve had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.
Every dog has his day – but the nights are reserved for the cats.
Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?
