Love is an emotion a woman always feels for her poodle, and sometimes for a man.
Dogs Quotes
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Breed not a savage dog, nor permit a loose stairway.
Dog: He feeds me, cares for me, heals me when I’m sick, he must be a god! Cat: He feeds me, cares for me, heals me when I’m sick, “I” must be a god!
If you wish the dog to follow you, feed him.
Anything a dog touches must be washed seven times, the final time in dust.
For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions. “There are quite a lot of advantages in being a bachelor,” he began, “but there comes a time when we long for the companionship of another being-a being […]
When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.
Modern houses are so small we’ve had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.
