Dogs Quotes

No one ever kicks a dead dog.

Sick as a dog.

Two dogs fight for a bone and a third runs away with it.

Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?

All trees have bark. All dogs bark. Therefore, all dogs are trees. The fallacy of barking up the wrong tree.

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

You do not own a dog, the dog owns you.

Whoever said “let sleeping dogs lie” didn’t sleep with dogs.

A piece of grass a day keeps the vet away.