He’s got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he’s reading the blasted things.
Dogs Quotes
Mrs. Darling loved to have everything just so, and Mr. Darling had a passion for being exactly like his neighbors; so, of course, they had a nurse. As they were poor, owing to the amount of milk the children drank, this nurse was a prim Newfoundland dog, called Nana, who had belonged to no one […]
When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
“He is a queer creature. But you must love his dogs if you love him and forgive a thousand whims for the sake of the soldier and the scholar.” Letter from J. Adams to James Warren July 24, 1775. Rather than take offense, Gen. Lee wrote to Adams; “As you may possibly harbor some suspicious […]
It’s worse than dog eats dog. It’s dog doesn’t return dog’s phone calls.
There will always be a lost dog somewhere that will prevent me from being happy.
Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones, not the birthdays, the graduations, the weddings, not the great goals achieved. The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory unannounced, stray dogs that amble in, sniff around a bit and simply never […]
(My dog) can bark like a congressman, fetch like an aide, beg like a press secretary and play dead like a receptionist when the phone rings.
The dog may be wonderful prose, but only the cat is poetry.
Anybody who hates dogs and children can’t be all bad.
