Dogs Quotes

I never barked when out of season, I never bit without a reason, I ne’er insulted weaker brother, Nor wronged by force or fraud another. We brutes are placed a rank below; Happy for man could he say so.

Our dog chases people on a bike. We’ve had to take it off him.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to – I can’t remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that.

The nose of the Bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go.

The only dog I ever met that was dumber than Shawna belongs to my editor. This dog, a collie named Augie, also looks smart, if you grew up watching “Lassie.” Lassie looked brilliant, in part because the farm family she lived with was made up of idiots. Remember? One of them was always getting pinned […]

One of the interesting things to do is drink coffee and watch Barney chase armadillos. The armadillos are out, and they love to root in our flower bed. It’s good that Barney routs them out of their rooting. (USA Today, Aug. 22, 2001)

I’ll be with you until the last dog dies.

In regard to the transference of love, all I possess at present is concentrated on Victor, one of my dogs. I breakfast with him sitting opposite me, his fine large head resting on the table. Let us love dogs; let us love only dogs! Men and cats are unworthy creatures.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.