Dogs Quotes

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.

They are better than human beings, because they know but do not tell.

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate in their object-relations.

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

The dog barks backwards without getting up; I can remember when he was a pup.

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home his face might burn up.

I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals.

An earthly dog of the carriage breed; Who, having failed of the modern speed, Now asked asylum and I was stirred To be the one so dog-preferred.

In my day, we didn’t have dogs or cats. All I had was Silver Beauty, my beloved paper clip.