Dogs Quotes

You learn in this business: It you want a friend, get a dog.

When the Man waked up he said, ‘What is Wild Dog doing here?’ And the Woman said, ‘His name is not Wild Dog any more, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always.’

No man who says ‘I am as good as you’ believes it. The St. Bernard never says it to the toy dog, nor the scholar to the dunce, nor the employable to the bum, nor the pretty woman to the plain. The claim to equality is made only by those who feel themselves to be […]

My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I “should” be doing.

Politics are not my concern… they impressed me as a dog’s life without a dog’s decencies.

I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.

There is sorrow enough in the natural way From men and women to fill our day; And when we are certain of sorrow in store, Why do we always arrange for more? Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a dog to tear. Buy a pup and your money will […]

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.

Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.