Dogs can talk, if you touch them in the right spot.
Dogs Quotes
If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
The biggest dog has been a pup.
Even the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart.
Sir, a woman’s preaching is like a dog’s walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all.
To be sure, the dog is loyal. But why, on that account, should we take him as an example? He is loyal to man, not to other dogs.
The fidelity of a Dog is a precious gift, demanding no less binding moral responsibilities than the friendship of a Human Being. The bond with a True Dog is as lasting as the ties of this Earth will ever be.
I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Action can have no effect upon reasonable minds. It may augment noise, but it never can enforce argument. If you speak to a dog, you use action; you hold up your hand thus, because he is a brute; and in proportion as men are removed from brutes, action will have the less influence on them.
