When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.
Dogs Quotes
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
I have heard of a dog that barked at every stranger who approached his master’s premises with clothes on, but was easily quieted by a naked thief.
I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? (Homer Simpson)
Poodles always listen attentively while being scolded, looking innocent, bewildered, and misunderstood.
First you learn a new language, profanity; and second you learn not to discipline your dogs when you’re mad, and that’s most of the time when you’re training dogs. (trainer of Alaskan Huskies)
It is pretty hard to make the tail wag the dog.
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.
