Wise Men affirm it is the English way, Never to Grumble till they come to Pay; And then they always think, their Temper’s such, The Work too little, and the Pay too much. As frighted Patients, when they want a Cure, Bid any Price, and any Pain endure: But when the Doctor’s Remedies appear, The […]
Doctors Quotes
Joy and Temperance and Repose – Slam the door on the doctor’s nose.
The best doctor is the one you run for and can’t find.
Till lately Diaulus was a doctor; now he is an undertaker. What he does as an undertaker, he had already done as a doctor.
A good surgeon operates with his hand, not with his heart.
The doctor – detected, while he stole – A patient’s favorite drinking bowl – Had still his answers pat enough: “You fool! You shouldn’t touch the stuff!”
Prescription, n. A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
The patient in th’ hands iv a doctor is like a hero in th’ hands iv a story writer. He’s goin’ to suffer a good dale, but he’s goin’ to come out all right in th’ end.
You are now a gladiator; you were formerly an oculist. You did as an ophthalmic surgeon what you now do as a gladiator.
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain’t gout.
