When I was ill, you came to me, Doctor, and with great urgency A hundred students brought With you A most instructive case to view The hundred fingered me with hands Chill’d by the blasts of northern lands: Fever at outset had I none I have it, Sir, now you have done.
Doctors Quotes
It is better to prevent disease than to cure it. And Nature, with its divinely-given remedies of fresh air, cleanliness, sunshine, and sensible exercise, is the world’s best doctor.
Ignorance is not so damnable as humbug, but when it prescribes pills it may happen to do more harm.
Gynecologists: perhaps the most ignorant class of men, when it comes to knowledge of women, in the country.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they’re doing.
In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.
God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees.
The sun shines on their successes, and the earth hides their failures.
