You know what they call the guy who finishes last in medical school? They call him Doctor!
Doctors Quotes
The alienist is not a joke – He finds you cracked, and leaves you broke.
There was a time, when we beheld the Quack, On public stage, the licensed trade attack; He made his laboured speech with poor parade, And then a laughing zany lent him aid: Smiling we pass’d him, but we felt the while Pity so much, that soon we ceased to smile; Assured that fluent speech and […]
There are over 30 doctors running for the US Congress this year. That’s going to be rather strange. Half the time these folks will be playing God and asking women to take their clothes off and the other half the time they will be doctors.
A doctor is the most perfect of all lives; it satisfies the craving to know, and also the craving to serve.
Wise Men affirm it is the English way, Never to Grumble till they come to Pay; And then they always think, their Temper’s such, The Work too little, and the Pay too much. As frighted Patients, when they want a Cure, Bid any Price, and any Pain endure: But when the Doctor’s Remedies appear, The […]
Joy and Temperance and Repose – Slam the door on the doctor’s nose.
The best doctor is the one you run for and can’t find.
Till lately Diaulus was a doctor; now he is an undertaker. What he does as an undertaker, he had already done as a doctor.
A good surgeon operates with his hand, not with his heart.
