The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.
Diet Quotes
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
The three words women most want to hear from a man are, “You lost weight”.
What you eat standing up doesn’t count.
I’ve got so much fiber in my diet that, when I go to the bathroom, I get wicker furniture.
Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.
My soul is dark with stormy riot: Directly traced over to diet.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet.
I have food dreams instead of sex dreams.
The those two great medicines: Diet and Self-Control.
