Diet Quotes

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn’t much better than tedious disease.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.

One sits the whole day at the desk and appetite is standing next to me. ‘Away with you,’ I say. But Comrade Appetite does not budge from the spot.

Eat as much as you like – just don’t swallow it.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.

Give me a dozen such heartbreaks, if that would help me lose a couple of pounds.