Some women would be more spic if they had less span.
Diet Quotes
Only I, who never dieted myself, Have succeeded in living to a ripe old age. I who in young days Yielded lightly to every lust and greed; When palate craved only for the richest meat… When hunger came, I gulped steaming food; When thirst came, I drank from the frozen stream… With wine I deluged […]
The best way to lose weight is to eat all you want of everything you don’t like.
I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can’t even get into my own pants.
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn’t much better than tedious disease.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
