Whatsoever was the father of disease, an ill diet was the mother.
Diet Quotes
I’ve lost the same half-stone so many times my cellulite’s got deja vu. I don’t need a diet. What I need is a tape worm.
You can’t lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut.
For a quick pick-me-up, take a plain yoghurt, a banana and a few ice cubes in a blender and puree until smooth. Throw it at a skinny person.
My appetite is my shepherd, I always want. It maketh me sit down and stuff myself. It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly Sometimes during the night. It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper. It destroyeth my shape. Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating, For […]
Young misses whut eats heavy mos’ gener’ly doan ever ketch husbands.
Square meals make round people.
I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
Seconds count – especially when dieting.
The best way to lose weight is to develop an orthodox belief in some religion that doesn’t allow any fun.
