Diet Quotes

I’m convinced, with heightened awareness, that there will come a time when we look back and say, “Can you believe that people used to eat animals?”

My overall food philosophy is, if it’s real, I’ll eat it. Many things are processed and contain chemicals and ingredients I can’t pronounce. I want real food.

You can’t have your cake and eat it too, every second.

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

Nature provides a free lunch, but only if we control our appetites.

I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can’t even get into my own pants.

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn’t much better than tedious disease.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it.