Devil Quotes

Almost every night when I wake up the devil is there and wants to dispute with me. I have come to this conclusion: When the argument that the Christian is without the law and above the law doesn’t help, I instantly chase him away with a fart.

All that the Devil asks is acquiescence.

If the Bible is true the Devil exists. There is no escape from this. If the Devil does not exist the Bible is not true. There is no escape from this.

The best way to drive out the devil, if he will not yield to texts of Scripture, is to jeer and flout him, for he cannot bear scorn.

I was exposed to many religious arguments on the pierhead, and I came to the conclusion that “God” is just the word “good” with the “o” taken out, and “Devil” is the word “evil” with a “D” added. Really, all that people have done throughout history is to personify the two forces of Good and […]

An Apology for the Devil: It must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.

I stood upon a high place, and saw, below, many devils running, leaping, and carousing in sin. One looked up, grinning, and said, “Comrade! Brother!”

I see the devil’s hook, and yet cannot help nibbling at his bait.

The devil was the first democrat.

I am an Agnostic because I am not afraid to think. I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil.