All democrats are insane, but not one of them knows it; none but the republicans and mugwumps know it. All the republicans are insane, but only the democrats and mugwumps can perceive it. The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
Democrat Quotes
You get fifteen Democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions.
I am not a member of any organized party – I am a Democrat.
I come from a State that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me.
Ralph Nader says he is testing the water and hasn’t decided on whether he’ll run for president in 2004. Actually, he doesn’t really need to run because I think the Democrats feel they can lose without him this time.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
I was born as a Democrat because I was broke. But I started making money – so now I don’t know what the hell to do.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
I’m from the Democratic party-wing of the Democratic Party.
