Democrat Quotes

Ralph Nader says he is testing the water and hasn’t decided on whether he’ll run for president in 2004. Actually, he doesn’t really need to run because I think the Democrats feel they can lose without him this time.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.

I was born as a Democrat because I was broke. But I started making money – so now I don’t know what the hell to do.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.

I’m from the Democratic party-wing of the Democratic Party.

A Democrat will plunge into a raging water to save a victim in distress. A Republican will stay on the shore and explain that it’s really in the victim’s best interest to save himself.

You’ve got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you’ve got to be a humorist to stay one.

Stand up, Alfred Packer, you voracious man-eating son of a bitch. There were seven Democrats in Hinsdale Country and you ate five of them! I sentence you to hang until you are dead, dead as a warning against reducing the Democratic population of the state.

There are two opposite reasons for being a democrat. You may think all men so good that they deserve a share in the government of the commonwealth, and so wise that the commonwealth needs their advice. That is, in my opinion, the false, romantic doctrine of democracy. On the other hand, you may believe fallen […]