Democrat Quotes

When you looked at the Republicans, you saw the scum off the top of business. When you looked at the Democrats, you saw the scum off the top of politics. Personally, I prefer business. A businessman will steal from you instead of getting the IRS to do it for him. And when Republicans ruin the […]

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends. That if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.

I mean it’s one thing to be ruled by an elite in a country. There are elites of merit. There are elites of wealth. There are elites of birth. We can have various objections to being ruled by any of those elites, but none of them are as objectionable as the self-selected elite. And the […]

The Republican Party makes even its young men seem old; the Democratic Party makes even its old men seem young.

Republicans are people who, if you were drowning 50 feet from shore, would throw you a 25-foot rope and tell you to swim the other 25 feet because it would be good for your character. Democrats would throw you a hundred-foot rope and then walk away looking for other good deeds to do.

We have watched in silence as the Democratic Party has relied on fomenting anger among Americans for its victories. The more that blacks are angry at whites, the more they vote Democrat. The more that Jews fear Christians, the more they vote Democrat. And the more women distrust men, the more they vote Democrat… in […]

If I understand this global-warming business correctly, the danger is that the waters will rise and drown the whole of Massachusetts, New York City, Long Island, the California coast and a few big cities on the Great Lakes, in other words, every Democratic enclave will be wiped out leaving only the solid Republican heartland. Politically […]

I am a Democrat, which was nothing I decided for myself but simply the way I was brought up, starting with the idea of Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, which is the basis of the simple social compact. Republicans are determined to cripple that same social compact by cutting […]

I didn’t desert the Democratic party; the Democratic party deserted me.