Democrat Quotes

While I was active in politics I never announced my split tickets, but since emancipation from political ambition it’s easier to be candid. Yes, I have voted for Democratic candidates on occasion.

Our country is now a cesspool of crime. We have blood, death and suffering on a scale once unthinkable because of the Democrat Party’s effort to destroy and dismantle law enforcement all throughout America.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.

Democrat-it’s easier than working! Republican- it’s easier than thinking!

There are two opposite reasons for being a democrat. You may think all men so good that they deserve a share in the government of the commonwealth, and so wise that the commonwealth needs their advice. That is, in my opinion, the false, romantic doctrine of democracy. On the other hand, you may believe fallen […]

Papers today say “what would Lincoln do today?” Well in the first place he wouldn’t chop any wood, he would trade in his ax on a Ford. Being a Republican he would vote the Democratic ticket. Being in sympathy for the under dog he would be classed as a radical Progressive. Having a sense of […]

You might be a Democrat if: You think “ethics” is an eastern European country. You’ve named your kids with hyphenated first and last names. You’ve tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were only willing to redistribute their wealth. You’ve ever referred to someone as a “bigot or Nazi” You’ve ever tried […]

Although to the casual glance Republicans and Democrats may appear to be almost indistinguishable, here are some hints that should help with positive identification. The people you see coming out of white wooden churches are Republican. Republicans are likely to have fewer but larger debts that cause them no concern. Democrats owe a lot of […]

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.

Join the Republican party if you cannot abide Democrats. You will probably loathe Republicans just as much, but there are fewer of them.