She was wild, very wild. When she made French toast, her tongue got caught in the toaster.
Cooks - Cooking Quotes
Burning dinner is not incompetence but war.
God sends meat, and the Devil sends cooks.
Gas and electricity have killed the magic of fire, but in the country many women still know the joy of kindling live flames from inert wood. With her fire going, woman becomes a sorceress; by a simple movement, as in beating eggs, or through the magic of fire, she effects the transmutation of substances: matter […]
He’d noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: It fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination – but at the end of the day they’d settle quite happily for egg and chips, if it was […]
Boil stones in butter, and you may sip the broth.
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
When a man talks to you about his mother’s cooking pay no attention, for between the ages of 12 and 21, a boy can eat large quantities of anything and never feel it
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
