Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
Cooks - Cooking Quotes
He makes his cook his merit, and the world visits his dinners and not him.
All are not cooks that walk with long knives.
It is undoubtedly the case that culinary fashion is not wholly determined by the quality of the cooking or its end result. One of the more desirable effects of the collapse of the British empire was the retrocession of the worst cooking in the world… But as the British declined, the country with the second-worst […]
The receipts of cookery are swelled to a volume; but a good stomach excels them all.
Fish, to taste good, must swim three times: in water, in butter, and in wine.
She was wild, very wild. When she made French toast, her tongue got caught in the toaster.
Burning dinner is not incompetence but war.
God sends meat, and the Devil sends cooks.
Gas and electricity have killed the magic of fire, but in the country many women still know the joy of kindling live flames from inert wood. With her fire going, woman becomes a sorceress; by a simple movement, as in beating eggs, or through the magic of fire, she effects the transmutation of substances: matter […]
