A conservative is a liberal who got mugged the night before.
Conservative Quotes
Conservatives haven’t had a new idea since they began purchasing women in lieu of clubbing them.
Those who first oppose a good work, seize it and make it their own, when the corner – stone is laid and memorial tablets are erected.
Conservative: One who admires radicals centuries after they’re dead.
Name me a conservative idea that is newer than five thousand years.
The conservative right has out-organized, out-researched, out-written and out-talked the liberals to the point where they’re almost intimidated into silence.
Conservatives claim that they stand for an ethic of freedom wedded to responsibility. But what they’re really asking for is a perpetual moral adolescence – a world in which, no matter how hungover you are on Sunday morning, there’s still someone around to make you go to church.
There are basically two kinds of conservatives; those who don’t got it and blame liberals and minorities for it, and those who got it and only care about keeping it that way.
America has had gifted conservative statesmen and national leaders. But with few exceptions, only the liberals have gone down in history as national heroes.
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they have stolen.
