A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt.
Conservative Quotes
If a conservative is a liberal who’s been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who’s been arrested.
There are basically two kinds of conservatives; those who don’t got it and blame liberals and minorities for it, and those who got it and only care about keeping it that way.
America has had gifted conservative statesmen and national leaders. But with few exceptions, only the liberals have gone down in history as national heroes.
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they have stolen.
The only conservative art I can come up with are Wagner and the movie Red Dawn.
The enemy is not conservatism, the enemy is not liberalism. The enemy is bullshit.
Conservative Republican – a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time. Liberal Republican – a man who believes some things should be done for the first time, just not now.
I suppose I can understand the selfish callous disregard of conservatives, it’s the pride in it that passes me by.
I dream of the day when conservatives learn the difference between a sin and a crime and liberals learn the difference between a virtue and a requirement.
