Computers allow us to work 100% faster. The bad news: They generate 300% more work.
Computers Quotes
The goal of computer science is to build something that will last until we have finished building it!
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
An odd thought strikes me: We shall not receive e-mail in the grave. How will we survive?
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk?
There comes a time when all people break down and do the unthinkable: They read the manual.
The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out.
So – I sit in front of my computer, trying to do what I used to do perfectly well on a much older version of Word, only now I feel like a bomber pilot weaving through bursts of flak in the form of an excessively peppy paper clip creature who occasionally pops up to ask […]
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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