Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk?
Computers Quotes
There comes a time when all people break down and do the unthinkable: They read the manual.
The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out.
So – I sit in front of my computer, trying to do what I used to do perfectly well on a much older version of Word, only now I feel like a bomber pilot weaving through bursts of flak in the form of an excessively peppy paper clip creature who occasionally pops up to ask […]
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
All computers wait at the same speed.
A thunderstorm is God’s way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer.
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
