Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Computers Quotes
To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
The same applies for other kinds of long-lasting low-level pain… The body’s response to being jabbed, pierced, and cut is to produce endorphins. . . So here’s my programme for breaking that cycle of dependency on Windows: get left arm tattooed with dragon motif, buy a crate of Jamaican Hot! Pepper Sauce, get nipples pierced. […]
The PC is the LSD of the ’90s.
The future lies in designing and selling computers that people don’t realize are computers at all.
There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don’t add up.
Computer games don’t affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.
Computers don’t poop, fart, fuck or laugh, and cannot detect irony. These, then, are the distinguishing characteristics of humanity.
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there’s no law against wacking them around a little. (“Porterfield”)
