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Computers Quotes
To err is human, to compute divine. Trust your computer but not its programmer
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Everything that I’ve learned about computers at MIT I have boiled down into three principles: Unix: You think it won’t work, but if you find the right wizard, he can make it work. Macintosh: You think it will work, but it won’t. PC/Windows: You think it won’t work, and it won’t.
Sure I want to use computers, since I’ve never screwed anything up at the speed of light before!
He who hasn’t hacked assembly language as a youth has no heart. He who does as an adult has no brain.
One thing a computer can do that most humans can’t is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse.
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
I call the conducting machine: “Apple” because it sends Jobs away, does nothing for a while then gets Jobs back.
Like medieval peasants, computer manufacturers and millions of users are locked in a seemingly eternal lease with their evil landlord, who comes around every two years to collect billions of dollars of taxes in return for mediocre services.
