A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.
Committee Quotes
There are more than 200,000 useless words in the English language and at some committee meetings you hear all of them!
If Moses had been a committee, the Israelites would still be in Egypt.
To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon.
If you want to kill any idea in the world today, get a committee working on it.
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee – that will do them in.
In most associations half the committees do all the work, whilst the other half do nothing. I am pleased to put on record that in this society it is just the reverse.
A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
All committee reports conclude that “it is not prudent to change the policy. (or procedure, or organization, or whatever) at this time.”
Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it.
