I’ve always wanted to throw an egg into an electric fan.
Comedy Quotes
Comedy is the kindly contemplation of the incongruous.
Comedy is the main weapon we have against “The Horror.” With it we can strike a blow at death itself. Or, at least, poke a hole in the pretentious notion that there is something dignified about it.
I went straight from shenanigans to cries against humanity.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot
Comedy is like bass fishing. Everyone is an expert, the fish is smarter than all of them, and the flashiest, shiniest lures never work.
It’s very much easier to be tragic than it is to be comic. I have known people who embrace the tragic view of life, and it is a cop-out. They simply feel rotten about everything, and that is terribly easy.
In comedy there are only two main parts. He who slaps and he who gets slapped.
Comedy is an escape, not from truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.