I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.
Coffee Quotes
It is disgusting to note the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects and the amount of money that goes out of the country in consequence. Everybody is using coffee. If possible this must be prevented. My people must drink beer.
I like my coffee like I like my women. Weak, bitter and transparent.
Me and a book is a party. Me, a book and a coffee is an orgy.
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.
Tastes like it run offa Luther’s boots.
There are no gods in my coffee cup.
Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
