Clothes Quotes

If honor be your clothing, the suit will last a lifetime; but if clothing be your honor, it will soon be worn threadbare.

He wore a shaggy borsalino hat, a rough gray sports coat with white golf balls on it for buttons, a brown shirt, a yellow tie, pleated gray flannel slacks and alligator shoes with white explosions on the toes. From his outer breast pocket cascaded a show handkerchief of the same brilliant yellow as his tie. […]

Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

Your expression is the most important thing you can wear.

The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.

Whenas in silks my Julia goes, Then, then, (methinks) how sweetly flows That liquefaction of her clothes. Next, when I cast mine eyes and see That brave vibration each way free; Oh, how that glittering taketh me!

The saleswoman was determined I buy a fur coat that did “wonders for madam – it’s so slimming.” It looked vast and weighed a ton. In despair, I turned to my husband, but it was our four-year-old who saved the day. “Oh, Mommy, it’s beautiful,” he said. “You look just like a gorilla!”

When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock. So I stopped wearing socks.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.