When a woman shops for clothes, her primary objective is not to find clothes that fit her particular body. She would like for that to be the case but her primary objective is to purchase clothes that are the size she wore when she was 19 years old. This will be some arbitrary number such […]
Clothes Quotes
Beauty when most unclothed is clothed best.
Now, another thing, the crotch, down where your nuts hang, it’s always a little too tight. So when you make them up, give me an inch where I can let it out there, because they cut me. They’re just like riding a wire fence… Leave me… about an inch to where the front of the […]
Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark.
The sense of being well dressed gives a feeling of inner tranquility which religion is powerless to bestow.
Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect.
I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn’t wear fur coats those little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived for a year or two to have been turned into a fur coat? I don’t […]
The cat in gloves catches no mice.
And in answer to the arguments urged by Puritans, Quakers, and etc. against showy decorations of the human figure, I once heard (Johnson) exclaim, “Oh, let us not be found when our Master calls us, ripping the lace off our waistcoats, but the spirit of our contention from our souls and our tongues! Let us […]
You don’t have to signal a social conscience by looking like a frump. Lace knickers won’t hasten the holocaust, you can ban the bomb in a feather boa just as well as without, and a mild interest in the length of hemlines doesn’t necessarily disqualify you from reading Das Kapital and agreeing with every word.
