Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
Clothes Quotes
Your expression is the most important thing you can wear.
The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.
Whenas in silks my Julia goes, Then, then, (methinks) how sweetly flows That liquefaction of her clothes. Next, when I cast mine eyes and see That brave vibration each way free; Oh, how that glittering taketh me!
The saleswoman was determined I buy a fur coat that did “wonders for madam – it’s so slimming.” It looked vast and weighed a ton. In despair, I turned to my husband, but it was our four-year-old who saved the day. “Oh, Mommy, it’s beautiful,” he said. “You look just like a gorilla!”
When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock. So I stopped wearing socks.
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer be my own self… So the hell with it. If you find me so repulsive, then look for a boyfriend who is more appealing to female tastes. But I will continue to be unconcerned about it, which surely has the advantage […]
I know it is a sin, For me to sit and grin, At him here; But the old three-cornered hat, And the breeches, and all that, Are so queer!
