For men obsessed with women’s underwear, a course in washing, ironing and mending is recommended
Clothes Quotes
You can’t get snot off of a suede jacket.
Did you ever get the feeling the world is a tuxedo, and you’re a pair of brown shoes?
For the sword outwears its sheath, And the soul wears out the breast, And the heart must pause to breathe, And love itself must rest.
Once you have missed the first buttonhole you’ll never manage to button up.
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
Jesus was a cross dresser.
I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least five years.
A little of what you call frippery is very necessary towards looking like the rest of the world.
It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
