Children Quotes

The more Boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being Good Parents – because they have a Tame Child-creature in their house.

I tell you the truth, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter it. (Luke 18:17)

Biologically, adults produce children. Spiritually, children produce adults. Most of us do not grow up until we have helped children do so. Thus do the generations form a braided cord.

Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord. Fathers, provoke not your children to anger, lest they be discouraged. (Colossians 3:20-21)

A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.

Children, obey your parents in the Lord; for this is right. (Ephesians 6:1)

Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

The children now love luxury; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are tyrants, not servants of the households. They no longer rise when their elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize over their […]

The wolf will live with the lamb, the leopard will lie down with the goat, the calf and the lion and the yearling together; and a little child will lead them. The cow will feed with the bear, their young will lie down together, and the lion will eat straw like the ox. (Isaiah 11:6-7)

I am poppa to no male nor no female child dat no court could prove udderwise, and certainly, nothin’ likes a skinnypated, sissipated runt like you. Children! Children! Kids! Eugggh! Children! Give ’em everything they want, and waddaya gets in return? Nuthin. Nuthin! Nuthin! but heartache, heartache, sadness, and misery, and a bad time once […]