I am poppa to no male nor no female child dat no court could prove udderwise, and certainly, nothin’ likes a skinnypated, sissipated runt like you. Children! Children! Kids! Eugggh! Children! Give ’em everything they want, and waddaya gets in return? Nuthin. Nuthin! Nuthin! but heartache, heartache, sadness, and misery, and a bad time once […]
Children Quotes
Childhood is frequently a solemn business for those inside it.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. (Psalms 137:9)
Children are one-third of our population and all of our future.
Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children; now, I have six children and no theories.
He that spareth his rod hateth his son; but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. (Proverbs 13:24)
We childproof our homes, but they keep getting in.
The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children.
Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying. (Proverbs 19:18)
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to return to a time when life was simple When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn’t bother you, because you didn’t […]
