If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two aspirin and Keep away from children.
Children Quotes
Every child has a right to be well fed and well led.
It is the duty of children to wait on elders, and not the elders on children.
One woman will brag about her children, while another complains about hers; they could probably swap children without swapping tunes.
Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
Questions unanswered, voices unheard Cause much sadness, rules without reason, Rules unexplained are just madness. Don’t turn you back now, come listen to me. Children and parents, I want you both to see. Talking it over, telling the truth, Leads to closeness, hiding and lying, Avoiding and spying are hopeless. Parents and children, take off […]
Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your children!
The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children.
Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying. (Proverbs 19:18)
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to return to a time when life was simple When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn’t bother you, because you didn’t […]
