Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your children!

We’re good, we’re bad. We’re glad, we’re sad. We’re rarely in between. We cry, we laugh We sing and dance. And sometimes make a scene We ask a lot of questions. And we can be silent, too. Although we’re young and innocent. We are people, too. We’re pleased, we’re shamed. We’re often blamed For things […]

Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

No one asks me what I want or where I want to be. They tell me ’cause I’m younger They know what’s best for me. They tell me when I’m tired and when to go to bed. They tell me when I’m hungry and when I’m to be fed. But I’m not always tired when […]

Children are certain cares, but uncertain comforts.

I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: “Checkout time is 18.”

Children increase the cares of life, but mitigate the remembrance of death.

On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was… surrounded by trees and bushes.

What should not be heard by little ears should not be said by big mouths.

In raising your children spend half as much money and twice as much time.