There are a lot of ways to become a failure, but never taking a chance is the most successful.

The dice play God with the universe.

You can’t steal second base and keep one foot on first.

Never complain about growing old because so many never get the chance!

If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.

The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to… to… uh.