Cats Quotes

God made the cat so that man might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger.

Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don’t want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat’s collar before cooking.

Is it yet another survival of jungle instinct, this hiding away from prying eyes at important times? Or merely a gesture of independence, a challenge to man and his stupid ways?

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she isn’t amusing herself with me more than I am with her?

Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

When the tea is brought at five o’clock And all the neat curtains are drawn with care, The little black cat with bright green eyes Is suddenly purring there.

Like scientists, cats love their privacy. When you see a bump under the blankets that signfies your cat is seeking solitude, simple courtesy demands that you leave the room. Obviously, your co-dependency is so advanced that you think your cat needs you to help him manage the time he spends away from you. To you, […]

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it’s always a cat.