A cat is never vulgar.
Cats Quotes
I once had a beautiful kitten, With beautiful ears and pink nose, But alas from a kit to a tomcat With terrible swiftness it grows, I ponder now hour upon hour, As my beautiful kitten grows fat, He was awfully cute as a kitten, But I hadn’t arranged for a cat.
I love cats, but I can never eat a whole one.
Remember the cat who discovered happiness was in its tail. He could never catch it, but when he ignored it, it followed him everywhere.
If there was any petting to be done, he chose to do it. Often he would sit looking at me, and then, moved by a delicate affection, come and pull at my coat and sleeve until he could touch my face with his nose, and then go away contented.
It’s always darkest before you step on the cat.
I wish you could see the two cats drowsing side by side in a Victorian chair, their paws, their ears, their tails complementally adjusted, their blue eyes blinking open on a single thought of when I shall remember it’s their suppertime. They might have been composed by Bach for two flutes.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Women are like cats, mister… you must take ’em the way of the fur. That’s my idea. When you get married, you learn how to stroke your missus. Then you just sit back and watch her purr.
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
