Cats Quotes

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

“why yes, Sir, but I have had cats whom I liked better than this;” and then as if perceiving Hodge to be out of countenance, adding, “but he is a very fine cat, a very fine cat indeed.”

One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home.

In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

As the cat lapses into savagery by night, and barbarously explores the dark, so primal and titanic is a woman with the love madness.

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don’t buy love for nothing. Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.

Managers are like cats in a litter box. They instinctively shuffle things around to conceal what they’ve done.

Most cats, when they are out, want to be in, and vice versa, and often simultaneously.

Catbert is a typical cat, in the sense that he looks cute but he doesn’t care if you live or die. Recently he became the Human Resources Director at Dilbert’s company where he teases employees before downsizing them. You’ll see more of him as I shamelessly capitalize on the fact that many people like cats. […]

Cat people are different to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be with a cat running their lives?